sam | 21 | pestiel is my life

i have nothing creative or witty to put here oops.

save rock n' roll

just another really long ‘au’s i really want’ post


  • you’re the drummer for my brothers band and i find you really hot AU
  • lost in a random small town and you show me around AU
  • accidentally broke into your apartment because i was drunk AU
  • i found your dog wondering the streets so i decided to come and return him AU
  • i audition to model in your music video and we end up hitting it off AU
  • we get seated next to each other on a delayed flight AU
  • co-stars whose characters date each other on the show AU
  • pretending to date bc reasons AU
  • you’re a hot surfer and i’m an awkward person working at an ice cream stand on the beach AU
  • accidentally found and read your diary AU
  • i didn’t know you were my teacher AU
  • woke up with amnesia AU
  • you’re a devil and i’m an angel AU
  • you’re a jock and i’m into theater AU
  • secretly have to date so our parents don’t find out AU
  • fame has gotten to your head so you were sent off to live with country relatives AU
  • pretending to date you because someone was obnoxiously hitting on you AU
  • i’m in a lame band and you’re the towns bad boy/girl AU
  • modern day romeo and juliet AU
  • we actually can’t stand each other but for some reason we talk everyday AU
  • ended up meeting in prison and now we’re in love AU
  • cross-country road trip gone wrong AU
  • stuck in a horrible zombie apocalypse AU
  • we fucked once and somehow keep bumping into each other AU
  • has to share a cab because there’s a thunderstorm ahead (and then gets stuck in ridiculous NY/LA traffic) AU
  • you’re a ghost and i’m a human and somehow we fall in love with each other AU
  • met on a cruise ship AU
  • get’s lost on an island together AU
  • we went on a long road trip and got into a car crash and we’re the only two who survived AU
  • gang member AU
  • i’m pregnant but it’s not yours AU
  • we go to the same coffee shop every evening to do homework but we never speak to each other until today AU
  • end up getting married in vegas although we’re total strangers AU
  • you apply to be my roommate AU
  • greasers / socs AU
  • we met in the summer and now i go to your school but you act like a typical jerk AU
  • it’s the 50’s / 60’s and we’re in love but our love is forbidden because of law AU
  • it’s the 50’s / 60’s and our love is so sweet it causes toothaches AU
  • we work at the same 50’s diner AU
  • i’m visiting your country for vacation and you show me around AU
  • modern day beauty & the beast AU
  • rich / poor AU
  • zombie falls in love with a human AU
  • hunger games AU
  • we runaway together and now we’re hiding from our parents and the police with no food, money, or clothes AU
  • alice in wonderland AU
  • detention on a saturday afternoon AU
  • nothing but a fragment of ones imagination AU (as in a coma & they imagine each other being real)
  • we rob places together as a couple and get away with it AU
  • all boys boarding school AU
  • best friends when we were young and then you moved and now we meet again at college AU
  • ouran host club AU
  • arranged marriage AU
  • we met at a really strict summer camp and ended up breaking all the rules together one by one AU
  • asylum AU
  • war AU
  • we both have cancer and go to the same support group AU
  • we decide to play a game of chicken together which leads to one thing or another AU
  • we’re both in conservative relationships so we decide to sneak off and be each others friends with benefits AU
  • we’re best friends and we take each others virginity’s AU
  • we dated when we were younger and now we’re step siblings AU
  • finds a death note and uses it to their advantage AU (based off of the anime)
  • our friends put us on a blind date AU
  • i’m only your friend because we smoke weed and get high together AU


but please consider:

  • both got lost in ikea au
  • rival college professors in opposing departments vying for an expensive research grant au
  • professional ice skaters au
  • picked up a hitchhiker who turned out to be a celebrity au
  • tumblr mutuals who are too intimidated to talk to each other au
  • stuck in broken office lift au
  • accidentally slammed the door on their favourite cosplayer at comic-con au
  • high school lgbt+ club au
  • bored museum curators au
  • 'I didn't plug my earphones in the entire way and you heard Siri reading smutty fanfic to the whole bus' au
  • the leading couple in a heavily anticipated rom-com au
  • both missed the train and have to wait three hours together in an empty station at midnight au
  • time loop that only ends when one lets the other sacrifice themself au


Teen movie inspired AUs

  • Can’t Buy Me LoveMuse A is a popular cheerleader at school while Muse B is a nobody. Muse B decides to bribe Muse A with $1,000 into fake dating him for a month so that he can be noticed at school. As Muse B becomes more popular, he becomes more self-absorbed, determined to keep his status. Meanwhile, Muse A is falling in love with him.
  • 10 Things I Hate About YouMuse A is a ruthless feminist who is uninterested in the world of dating. Her younger sister is popular and vain and has boys swarming her at every corner. When the school dance comes over the horizon, Muse A knows she won’t want a date. However, her sister is asked to go by the hottest boy in school. Their father is overprotective and refuses to let his daughters date. Thinking the plan is fool proof, he says Muse A must date before her sister can.  A master plan is concocted, introducing Muse B, the mysterious broody boy who is paid to woo Muse A. Things go wrong when the pair discover they truly have feelings for each other, Muse B’s betrayal cutting deep.
  • Breakfast Club – A misfit, Muse A is always in detention but popular princess Muse B has never broken a rule in her life. Somehow Muse B finds herself in detention with Muse A on a Saturday, both equally pissed to be in one another’s company. Left to their own devices, Muse A manages to get Muse B to open up and romance ensues.
  • Easy AMuse A and Muse B were friends in middle school, almost sharing their first kiss together. Years on however, they simply admirer each other from a far. One thing leads to another and Muse A becomes the school slut (despite having never been further than second base) and Muse B is the only one to not see her differently.
  • HeathersMuse A is in the cool crowd and she despises it.  When mysterious new boy Muse B catches her attention, Muse A is thrown into a world of sex, revenge and murder. The criminal duo begin to murder everyone who is mean at the school, including Muse A’s supposed best friend. Muse A begins to wonder what she’s getting herself into and her reluctance causes Muse B to turn against her.
  • She’s All ThatMuse A is an arrogant, popular jock. Muse B is a quiet, artistic girl. Muse A makes a bet with his friends that he can make the most unpopular, unattractive girl into the school’s Prom Queen.
  • First DaughterMuse A is the President’s daughter and the most protected teenage girl in all of America. After she meets ordinary, charming  Muse B she gets the taste of a normal life. Her father would never approve, so Muse A and Muse B date one another secretly.
  • Never Been KissedMuse A was always bullied in school and never really dated anyone. Now a High School graduate, she works for a magazine. For a good story, Muse A enrols in her old High School, pretending to be a teenager again. This is where she meets Muse B, her teacher, who she can’t help but fall for.
  • John Tucker Must DieMuse A is the new girl in town. Muse B is the most popular boy in school. After she catches him cheating on his several girlfriends, Muse A is enlisted by the exes in a revengeful scheme make Muse B fall in love with her so that she can break his heart.
  • The First TimeMuse A is a senior in High School, who has pined for a girl he can’t have. Muse B is a junior and a creative type who’s dating a guy who doesn’t really understand her. A chance encounter has Muse A and Muse B meet and over the course of a few days they experience a world wind romance and the awkwardness of sex for the first time.
  • The Fault In Our StarsMuse A is terminally ill. She rarely leaves the house and spends most of her time obsessing over her favourite novel. After the doctors suggest she attend a weekly support group, Muse A meets Muse B – a flirtatious boy who is in remission. The two find comfort in one another and although Muse A doesn’t want to hurt him, she finds herself falling in love. Little does she know, she’s not the only one whose sick. 


I just really want teen wolf AU’s right now

•Scott kills Stiles dad during full moon AU
•AU where Stiles and Allison switch places, so Allison is Scott’s best friend with a crush on Lydia and Stiles is the new guy (from a family of hunters) who Scott falls in love with
•Scott wolfs out and seriously injures Stiles when Scott is newly turned
•MORE ARGENT’S BASEMENT STUFF (you all know what I’m talking about)
•Jackson isn’t an asshole AU?
•Derek communicates with words instead of glares AU
•Derek with glasses AU
•glasses AU (they’d all look super hot with glasses)

•idk idk I just really want gifsets and fics of cute/ angsty non-Sterek AU’s. I don’t have anything against Sterek, it’s just that there’s already so much fan produced stuff dedicated to it and I just want something else for a change


okay but consider this

  • meet by reaching for the same carton of milk au
  • one person scratches the other’s car and leaves their insurance details au
  • three people sat at the singles table at a wedding au
  • meet at the local table-top gaming night au
  • their eyes meeting over the last sausage roll at a buffet au
  • meet while filling up soda cups at the movies, the machine is out of ice so one half of the OTP splits their ice with the other



- your otp jumping trains
- your otp learning choreography, and being terrible at it
- your otp really out of shape in the same gym class
- your otp sharing a vine channel
- your otp competing for most ridiculous on said vine channel
- livid at a lack of pumpkin flavored things
- on a scavenger hunt
- on a mad search for a free outlet in a packed air port
- sending painfully cute emoticons
- your otp being recruited for weird YouTube music videos
- your otp as interior designers
- Antique Hunter au
- purposefully annoying eachother
- afraid of house cats
- afraid of and playing Five Nights @ Freddies
- your otp in a prank war
- inside comedic references to obscure Shakespeare
- skateboarding > filming > eating pavement > laughing maniacally > chasing
- discreetly stealing change from the other’s piggy bank
- eating the other’s favorite/off limits snacks in the dead of night > lying about it > other sets up a camera to catch the thief
- being little shits
- being adorable little shits
- shenanigans

Imagine your otp/au


- imagine your otp as an old fashioned 2 person act/stand up comedians
- black and white sitcom au
- sarcastically folding laundry
- 3am sleepy vlogging
- trivial vlogging (ex. RT life)
- college roommates vlogging
- night shift at the office au
- passive aggressive flirting
- working at a thriftshop au
- drag racing au
- monster truck au
- onepiece crossover???????
- your otp poorly playing GTA
- your otp as backseat drivers
- your otp as transcontinental penpals
- video game testers au
- drug testers au
- finicky cook and person who will eat everything and anything
- your otp playing slenderman
- your otp playing hohokum
- your otp with the munchies
- parody movie au
- drag queen/king au
- your otp doing the ice bucket challenge
- sarcastically reading things aloud
- your otp job hunting
- candy factory au
- picture frame makers
- custom furniture builders au
- architects au
- trying 55 flavors of gum consecutively
- your otp doing drunk youtube challenges
- brewery au

Plot-Inspiring Lyrics



Sometimes all it takes is one line from a song to inspire a new roleplay. Here are a few lyrics I think could be particularly inspiring.

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